like have you ever met a girl who was just like “damn, I wish I had a pic of a fucking erection right now.” or “I dunno if I have romantic feelings towards you, send me a dick pic so I can be sure”


who EVER needs dick pics??????????

Me. Send your dick pics to me.

Where’s my sugar daddy?

Be so good they can’t ignore you.
Steve Martin (via kushandwizdom)

Good Vibes HERE

(via words-of-emotion)


new plan: literally anyone caught making fun of bottoms no longer gets ass